// why I hate being a girl.//

1) periods. but I do believe all females share this opinion. along with childbirth but, whatever.

2) make up. yeah yeah, I know the whole “You’re beautiful without make up!” thing but, seriously. Guys are uber lucky with their gorgeous eyelashes. because they ALL seem to just magically have them!

3) “kitchen” jokes. make your own damn sandwich.

4) no, just because we’re really close does not mean we are lesbian. it’s called being good friends. and no we will not make out for you.

5) boobs. no matter what; “Mine are too small!” “Mine are too big!” “Guys always stare at mine!” “Mine are too saggy!” “Mine are lopsided!” there is no win in the boob department… ever.

6) love. because we almost always want it. and yet it can never be found or kept when found for shitty ass reasons. I totally wish I was just after ass all the time, life would be 10x easier.

7) the whole competitiveness we have going on amongst each other. okay. jk. that whole competitiveness everyone has going on amongst each other, because maybe you didn’t know, but you basically wanna look better or SOMETHING than all those other bitches in the room.

8) rape. I’m not saying it only happens to girls, but please tell me the last case you saw where a guy got date raped. exactly.

9) business. as in jobs and such. because let’s face it; woman just aren’t president or CEO or boss or whatever NEARLY as much as men are.

10) if having sex with you makes me a slut, than having sex with me should make you a slut too, dammit.